(It's a joke, folks, don't turn me in to the SS)
Sadly, the world's most famous duck hunter outside of Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd and Justice Anthony Scalia will be unable to complete his duties or term as Vice President. The Senate will rubberstamp George's surprise appointee, Dan Quayle, to the position. To everyone's disbelief and horror, George is quickly removed from office and James Danforth Quayle becomes the 44th President of The United States. His veep choice rubberstamped by the Senate is ultrafundamentalist biblethumpin' Senator Sam Brownback.