Some Time On Earth (Or Something Like Earth)

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

if you must win the lottery today, remember to choose the cash option, go to the claims center with your valid i.d. tomorrow, cash that check and head straight to a Nevada casino and whorehouse (get lotsa and lotsa oral sex 'cos you never get any at home) and don't leave until you are flat out and out broke so you will have nothing but stories to tell everyone when you hitchhike back home and memories to keep you amused until senility or alzheimer's or amnesia sets in. I'm only telling you once so don't forget, okay?


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