Gummi Bears -mmmm - delicious - especially Haribo brand - ooh baby! - gummi means toy or facsimile - so a dildo is a gummischwanz! - I would so love to give that as a real gag gift! - ha! ha! - imagine finding an eight inch candy gummischwanz at a grocer, convenience or filling station - of course, it would prohibited for sale to underage consumers - wouldn't want to give the young uns the wrong idea